[jkingsbery]

But "person" has the word "son" in it, and that's gendered.

Better go with huperchild.

[akiselev]

Huperchild has the words “per child” in it, which is exclusionary to people who choose not to worsen overpopulation by not procreating.

How about huperperson?

Uh wait, that’s recursi- political correctness overflow error.