[r-spaghetti]

Who needs a productivity blocker if you have Microsoft Windows?

[retSava]

Good news! Your computer is ready for Windows 11! And how about a nice game of Solitude Candy Smackers (TM)? Have you tried the new Microsoft Edge web browser? It's not a browser, it's a WOWser!

[zidad]

...And then let me bother you with the lated MSNBS celebrity nonsense in your start menu when you're trying to find an application

[Cthulhu_]

> It's not a browser, it's a WOWser!

I just died a little inside; well done :D

[retSava]

Actually, it's real. I started getting spam emails from some new browser vendor, a contact of mine apparently had shared their contacts with them. They used that line, "it's a WOWser".

edit: Rock Melt, anno pre-2012, perhaps 2010.

[Terretta]

    Narrator: It's still Chrome.

[throwaway019254]

Honestly, I'm not even sure if this is a parody or not.

[brailsafe]

I got mid 90s (80s?) Steve Ballmer vibes

[spkm]

"Got it!"