[silisili]

Oh god, bad memories. You reminded me of a guy I worked with who wrote absolutely terrible, unsafe code and when called out said they are 'caviar problems.'

When I asked what in the hell a caviar problem was, he said it meant by the time we had to worry about those things, we'd all be so rich we'd be eating caviar.

[bagels]

The reality is that some other person brought in later that is not rich will have to fix it. What a jerk.