[blep_]

> tree laws

1. A robot may not injure a tree, or through inaction, allow a tree to come to harm.

2. A robot must obey orders given by trees. Fortunately, this is trivial, as trees cannot speak.

3. A robot must protect its own existence by building a treehouse and hiding in it.

[sdenton4]

The robots in this universe are frozen in the practical ethical dilemma of building a tree house without harming any trees.

[happymellon]

Plot twist.

The house would be made of people.

[taneq]

No, no, it's "1. A row boat may not injure a tree..."