[daneel_w]

We tick all the boxes. Please contain your arrogant presumptions.

[simonw]

I was confused as to why you seemed to be taking offense here, then I realized that you posted the comment I was replying to.

For "you" in my comment, please read "one" instead:

> I think stored procedures can be perfectly safe provides one follows these rules:

> ...

> If one doesn't have the discipline to do these things then they are likely best avoided.