[jpoesen]

My friend, if you have time to ask for a tl;dr and ask follow-up questions, you have time to read the original post. Off you go.

[aerovistae]

Definitely took less time to type these few sentences than it would take to read that wall of text

[pimlottc]

The original post here is just a long string of original documents and background information, leaving the reader to read the entire thing to piece together what happened. Providing a summary in the introduction is a key part of effective communication.