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by ChuckNorris89 1292 days ago
My start-up sells IoT enabled guillotines you can control via blockchain. Interested?
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"Your cutting blade is not compatible with this device. The guillotine has been disabled for safety reasons."
"Each citizen must go under the blade. As the blade is released, your financial and social history are reviewed by our mostly-reliable mostly-fair A.I. for the possibility of pardon."