[chc]

This article arrives at the answer and keeps walking. It points out that most people who have used it think Safari on Windows sucks, but somehow refutes that with the fact that it's only a little slower than Firefox and it's version 5.1. What?

[etherael]

MG Siegler. (not a snark, check out his previous articles)

[jinushaun]

I don't think that's the answer. It sucks on Mac too.