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by berkes 1294 days ago
The brother of an old friend got curious, went downstairs really early in the morning, found his dad's tools, and tried to unscrew his bottom. He poked around in his belly-button with a screw-driver until it started bleeding. This guy became one of the best car-mechanics later on in life.
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Great, now my Navel Pressure Monitoring System sensors chime every time I start the ignition.