[EGreg]

ChatGPT helped me close several business deals. I am now a mega millionaire thanks to ChatGPT! Before, I wasn’t able to find the basic info on how to close multi million dollar deals, and I tried all kinds of stuff. But ChatGPT helped me through that. On the calls - whenever I didn’t know what to say next, I would just read off what ChatGPT was responding to the customers, and to my surprise, it matched what they wanted to hear! And they started responding back and forth with it as if it was always in the plan! In the end, they didn’t exactly say “shut up and take my money”, but they did seem to express deep concern that I wouldn’t have availability for them, and essentially agreed to all the upsells very quickly.

I recommend ChatGPT to anyone who wants to close customers or save their marriage. Just say whatever ChatGPT is telling you… even if that means using one of the new “personal” beamed sound into your skull things. You’ll have superhuman ability to vibe with anyone and outcompete everyone who relies on just “their own experience”.

- Written by ChatGPT in response to a prompt.

In the end it added, “no one will ever believe you” in all lowercase.