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by sping 1290 days ago
Are there any good Emacs jokes that aren't based on ignorance of Emacs?
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Eight Megabytes and Constantly Swapping is pretty funny now that everything else needs several GB of memory.

(But to be fair even a minimal Emacs is about 20MB RSS these days).

Hmm, I can't get an RSS that small even with -nw (to use the client TUI), but leaving that aside, on my box just running GNU Emacs normally I get 88MB RSS, so maybe we just need to update the acronym. ;)
I had to rebuild it with everything turned off in ./configure to get that number.
Interesting, I was thinking it was probably a fork. Anyway good to know, ty.
I think it's nuts that the Linux machine I run DaVinci Resolve on today has considerably more RAM than the Windows NT machine I used to use Premiere for editing on 22 years ago had hard disk space.

Back then mine was the "scary" machine in the workshop with its AMD Duron 700 and a whopping 512MB of RAM... and Emacs was just about usable on it!

I'm partial to escape-meta-alt-control-shift
I could come up with one, but I’m too busy rewriting my config to use a better package manager again.
Oh no have we moved away from straight and use-package already?
Emacs 29 can download packages straight from their source too, so time to move back I guess.
You need to install yak-shave-mode to make that more efficient.
The fact that the punchline isn't a valid (or at least not a conventional) Emacs keybind still bugs me.
M-nerdsniping.

He knew what he was doing.

Though technically it's a alpha nerd joke with an emacs punchline.
And it gets the keybinding wrong so it falls into the ignorance category. But at least we got M-x butterfly thanks to it.
Can you get a keybinding wrong for a command that doesn't exist?
It seems more nuanced. What does it mean that the command doesn't exist? Every serious Emacs user has their own personal bindings, some of those for their own custom commands. But "M-butterfly" suggests more rare hackery, though seemingly trivial for the hypothetical butterfly hacker: they have a "butterfly" key in their keyboard layout.
What made you think it does not exist?
Fair enough. What is the keybinding then?
> Are there any good Emacs jokes

No, there aren't.

the only ignorance is from you, not realizing how much better literally any other text editor is
> literally any other text editor

Have you tried literally every other text editor?

I switched from Vim. In Emacs, I can inline previews of LaTeX formulas in the same buffer as the one that I am editing. This is possible because Emacs has a GUI. Vim cannot do this because it runs in the terminal, and it also doesn’t seem possible to do this in gVim.

Meanwhile Emacs implements Vim’s modal editing through evil mode. So for this use case, Emacs seems to be strictly better than Vim.

Yup, those days of Joe and roses...