[function_seven]

So you're saying that when I get arrested for public indecency, my defense should start with "due to tidal forces and the changing orientation of our Moon, my nether region emerged above the water's surface"

Or something like that?

[setgree]

My advice is to repeat Warren Buffet's adage -- "only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked" -- and adamantly deny that it has any non-literal meaning whatsoever.

Warren was just telling us about something he observed at the beach one time

[danenania]

Swimming naked feels great and is plainly superior to swimming in a bathing suit. If you read between the lines, Buffet was clearly recommending that everyone swim naked and put their full net worth into crypto.

[setgree]

"I recant! I recant!" screams Warren Buffett as he runs ashore covered in jellyfish

[Obscurity4340]

> Covered in Kraken

[woodruffw]

I don't know if I'd recommend it, but it'll be roughly as convincing as blaming geopolitics!