[cirgue]

All of this talk about IBM being incompetent is completely undeserved. They are probably the best in the business at selling nonsense to gullible executives.

[ElfinTrousers]

IBM stands for Internalize Barnum's Maxim. Referring, of course, to a saying often attributed to P. T. Barnum, "There's a sucker born every minute."

[SoftTalker]

They used to make really good typewriters...