[dontbenebby]

I've been looking for something like that for a long time. I still remember someone remarking to me at Schmoo that one day I'll need a "real bank" rather than a credit union, and how cold they got when I replied "Well, I've got savings, checking, they give a good rate on home loans, and while you can't beat the market I'm getting about 9% on my index funds. Other than help you cheat on your taxes, what specifically does Chase Manhattan do that [redacted] does not?"

He replied "Things like that are why you'll never find a real job." and stormed off.

(I was trying to escape my PhD at the time, but the world being what it was in the Summmer after Snowden, somehow the only offer I got was a K Street NGO, and absolutely zero companies that would pay me a fair wage for my labor.)

Anyways, if anyone is looking for something with information security experience for their co-op feel free to reply -- I'd love to log out of this nym, which was supposed to only last for a weekend in Las Vegas, forever, but I can not do that until I complete my... mission.