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by Daub 1298 days ago
In a place I used to work at, I attended a workplace party where I was approached by a newly hired staff member. His many questions was all very leading, along the lines of: 'I like drugs, do you like drugs?' Apart from the clumsiness of his technique, what gave him away was his haircut (very military).
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Lol, “I have a lot of debt, sexual exploitations, and access to sensitive information at work. How about you, brother?”.
"Why yes. I'm a big fan of slipping LSD into people's drinks and then interrogating them for hours. Say, have you tried the punch bowl yet?"
Queue 30min monologue about single malt whisky.