[jeffbee]

It's a little hard to take seriously some of the top performers in that table, like emhash8, when the implementations are only a couple of weeks old and the commits are things like "fix crash", "fix clear", and "fix overflow".

[waynesonfire]

Uhh.. super irrelevant--being web scale is the most important attribute.

[no_wizard]

I think I need more context for whet you’re trying to say here. I understand “web scale” in the marketing term Mongo sense but I don’t know how that applies to this

[MauranKilom]

> I understand “web scale” in the marketing term Mongo sense

That's the joke.

(And for anyone who hasn't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs)

[layer8]

I’m pretty sure they’re being sarcastic.