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by rockwotj 1305 days ago
Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in!

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A twin-seat Cessna plane crashed into a graveyard this afternoon.

Rescue workers, hard at work at the scene, have already recovered 158 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

I'll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/_fb33PrnxtA
I was once walking through a graveyard and someone asked me if the path had a different exit to the one they had entered by. I replied, "No, it's a dead end"
The people in my town can't be buried in any of its graveyards. Why? Because they aren't dead yet!
They're always in the dead centre of town as well #dadjokesfordays