[o_pax]

You're wrong. Haskell is named after Haskell Brooks Curry. There might be an opportunity for a new functional language named Brooks.

[dsnr]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haskell_(surname)

[weatherlight]

https://www.houseofnames.com/maria-family-crest/Italian#:~:t....

Maria is also a surname, what's your point?