[Natsu]

It wasn't a PM or anyone technical, but I can confirm that people of "cucumber" intelligence do, in fact, exist in management and that I have personally met them and been ready to tear my hear out during exchanges like:

"We had an error!" "What error?" "Who cares? Fix it!"

In an unrelated note, I think I'm going to start calling such useless reports cucumbers.

[joshAg]

Just once, I'd like to respond to that with, "OK, give me the bug number and I'll fix it right now by marking it resolved."