[strogonoff]

You live in a different world, I guess. In this universe you need duffel bags to move a moderate amount of cash, vans or trucks a large amount, because physics. Ah, and those duffel bags and vans 1) are conspicuous and obvious on CCTVs, 2) require people to handle, and 3) can’t teleport across oceans.

(This is just one sentence you claimed incorrect; I don’t see the the point on going through the rest because maybe I’m missing something but they seem similarly obvious to me personally.)