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by klenwell 1314 days ago
Did anyone else see the FTX fortune cookies?

https://mobile.twitter.com/klenwell/status/15921781646752522...

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I remember getting those once a couple of months ago. It was so indescribably disappointing. I had never heard of FTX before that because I don't care about crypto-BS, but I feel like everything happening to FTX lately is a suitable punishment for inflicting those on the world and so I'm just sitting here with the metaphorical popcorn.
Sadly, OpenFortune still exists and will happily insert some other company's ad into your fortune cookie.
I really disliked those. I had this fun routine where I would let my dogs pick a fortune cookie and then read the fortune to him or her before giving the cookie to the dog as a treat. One time Sky got, "you will live a long life and eat many cookies." I about cried.

These, blegh took all the fun out of it and I just stopped getting Chinese take-out.