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by extragood 1320 days ago
Not quite related to the article's content, but the title reminded me of the time I cancelled my internet subscription with Comcast. The poor representative on the other end of the call decided that impersonating artificial speech as she read through her scripts was the best way to get through her day.
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ethbr0 1320 days ago
I used to say "personal reasons," but I thought of a better cancellation reason the other day.

"I'm converting to the Amish faith and forsaking technology."

Best part: when they ask if there's anyone you'd like to transfer the account to, you can instantly play the indignant card.

"And turn someone else away from the Lord with the distractions of worldly temptation?!"

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bigthymer 1320 days ago
I once got a call from a sales representative (SR).

SR: "So, what shows do you like to watch?"

Me: "I don't watch any shows because I don't have cable."

SR: "How about you subscribe to our cable service then you can watch some good shows?"

Me: "I can't...I don't have a TV."

SR: "Why don't you buy a TV so you can watch some good shows?"

Me: "I can't...I don't have electricity." (I lied)

SR: (dead silence for a second or two...)

SR: "Thank you sir. Have a nice day."

They never bothered me again.

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Havoc 1320 days ago
They don't give a f what you tell them. Told a beer subscription service I'm looking to quit due to health concerns.

...the "can we tempt you back with this offer" mails started immediate after.

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tartoran 1320 days ago
That poor representative didn’t decide anything, it’s their job to do just that, silly as it seems. They just work for a paycheck…
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andirk 1320 days ago
Yes but one can still sympathize.

I want to activate this life hack I do but in an easier way: when I'm dealing with a person who gets monetary gain for upselling me, how about I hand them that amount and get straight talk from then on? 1% commission on my $1,000 mattress? Here's 10 bucks now gimme the real skinny, see?!

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brianpan 1319 days ago
Oh, no! Is the world headed towards: "Your car has encountered an unexpected obstacle or situation. Please wait while we connect you to a representative. We apologize for the delay during your trip!"
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