[wantoncl]

Hilariously, I was trying to enable the minimal JS needed to view that page, and UMatrix DID THE EXACT SAME THING, it shifted down a site I wanted to block under my mouse button. :)

For all you dystopian fiction writers:

the end of all humanity, caused by lazy loading JavaScript.

It shouldn't take more than a weekend, and the "Terrifyingly realistic!" reviews will write themselves.