[socialismisok]

The problem is you need airflow or you generate carbon monoxide instead of carbon dioxide. So simple solutions can get more heat but also kill you.

[ClumsyPilot]

minor side effect

[BuyMyBitcoins]

Death only increases the amount of carbon emissions this method saves.

[Temporary_31337]

Product idea: a broken CO detector that saves up to 100% of person’s future emissions. Saves money in the future too.

[socialismisok]

Lower carbon emissions with this one weird trick!

[Tepix]

But your decomposing family will release CO2!

[paranoidrobot]

It's offset against the future CO2 emissions of the family and their descendants.

(Gee, this thread got dark. Like carbon-black dark)