[foogazi]

> “Today is your last working day”

Seems pretty clear to me

[dehrmann]

This might affect unemployment eligibility since it would be a refusal of work.

[JumpCrisscross]

> might affect unemployment eligibility since it would be a refusal of work

If I offered every unemployed American a job in a cesspool, that wouldn’t magically invalidate their eligibility.

[itronitron]

True, they would also have to be a good culture fit.