[mdaEyebot]

It'll probably stick for however long it takes for Musk to publish a history of someone's paid-video purchases in response to a mean tweet.

Not sure what problem a cryptocurrency would solve in this case.

[pclmulqdq]

There's a lot of porn on Twitter. The "paid videos" feature that you get with a blue check seems to be focused on this crowd.

Can you imagine someone as volatile and vain as Elon Musk having your porn viewing history? There's a good reason why most sex entrepreneurs stay off the radar.

I personally can't wait for him to kinkshame a Twitter influencer who makes him mildly upset.