[whatever1]

Just don’t mess with craws or birds in general.

I had a dispute with a pigeon that was finding my car in my employer’s multi-floor garage and it would defecate on my right mirror, every single day. I tried parking in different spots, different floors, no luck.

I had to use my partner’s car for a couple of months to end this.

Hopefully the pigeon is not reading this.

[garage_pigeon]

Coo coo, motherfucker. I'm onto you now.

[9dev]

The sheer dedication. Nice.

[lostlogin]

I used to work with a breast radiologist who happily showed everyone a paper on how he could be replaced by a pigeon.

Presumably one significantly less vindictive.

https://www.bioradiations.com/trained-pigeons-read-mammogram...

[pastacacioepepe]

You're lucky it didn't start to defecate on your partner's car!