[DebtDeflation]

It jumped the shark a few years back when Jimmy Johns tried to force their "sandwich artists" to sign non-competes.

[Sohcahtoa82]

Does JJ refer to their employees as sandwich artists too? I thought that was just a Subway thing.

But yeah, beyond ridiculous, as if a JJ employee is going to leak some crazy trade secret to Subway or whoever.

[justinpombrio]

That's the most hilarious double speak. I can only imagine the repressed artists getting told off for putting 5 slices of cheese on a foot-long instead of 4. "I was just trying to express myself, you said I was an artist."

[munk-a]

I assume the "sandwich artist" title is an allusion to that old saying - y'know because they pay their employees so little that they're starving.

[aliqot]

Everyone knows you spread mustard from right to left. We aren't knaves.

[omginternets]

Jesus, “sandwich artist” is borderline insulting one’s intelligence.

In France, the official term for a janitor was “surface technician”, which I previously considered to be the most condescending name for a job, but it has been violently dethroned by “sandwich artist”.