[userbinator]

IOCCC entry? Tiny emulators seem to appear there semi-regularly, e.g. this one was memorable years ago: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18198374

[binji]

This was brought up for the last one of these I made, but the code here is c++ so wouldn't be allowed. I don't use a lot of c++ features, but it might be hard to keep the code size small without them.