[someweirdperson]

> "I pay $1500+ for going to the toilet each month"

It's a little less (I don't need that long), but most importantly, my boss is paying for most of that.

[chiefalchemist]

Don't shit where you eat? Instead, shit where you work?

Makes sense ;)

[detaro]

I think the saying is "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."