[hnfong]

But I hear that black holes are *notoriously* dishonest...

[thisiscorrect]

Because you can't get any accurate information out of them?

[hnfong]

I was thinking that they don't obey Newton's laws...

[Maursault]

They obey his Law of Gravity and his Laws of Motion. Newton was not incorrect and Einstein did not invalidate Newton's laws. It's only that Newton could not explain the source of the "force" of gravity, and he was honest about this.