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by ASalazarMX 1340 days ago
I worked in a construction company where we drawed blueprints in AutoCAD for these pen plotters. It was very soothing to see them work, but we had this pervert engineer who would caress the long brush's hairs under them and whisper sexy things. Unfortunately, that is irremediably linked in my mind to pen plotters.
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I want to buy that robosexual colleague of yours a beer. Maybe he could seduce my apartment's AC into actually working in the summer?
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Gotcha!

He was an heterosexual male, he thought the brush hairs felt like female pubic hair. Despite that, he was a cool guy in other contexts.