[hankman86]

Nothing gives it away more clearly that you’re undateable than your Android phone.

[42e6e8c8-f7b8-4]

So hilarious. My car probably does too. And my other frugal behaviors. Guess I'll keep buying assets instead of liabilities.

[Gigachad]

Eh car less so. The trendy thing for Zoomers is to be anti car/stroad/SUV. Using a car shows that you hate the environment.

[f1refly]

In the city? Maybe. In rural areas you'll get nowhere without a car, it's highly desirable.

[filoleg]

Zoomers aren't exactly moving towards rural areas en masse (in fact the opposite is true[0]), so the parent comment's point still stands.

0. https://www.jchs.harvard.edu/blog/are-millennials-leaving-ci...

[PenguinCoder]

At least you can get few plus years out of "last year's" flagship Android phone.