[Supersaiyan_IV]

Slide into squeaky corporate office chair, and put on VR headset. Suffer small coffee burn while logging into Microsoft Windows VR. Login animation transitions to "Are you a human?". After a few runs in Mark Zuckerberg's Normal Handshake Simulator, verification ends with "Rate this app". Try to force a positive emotion, as to not get fired. Headset's brain activity sensor performs a satisfied beep, as Windows Hello Enterprise loads, while recording my eating habits based on my average heart-rate. Notice my feigns didn't work, as Windows VR Desktop layout has been updated with floating Unemployment Simulator VR ads to deter quitting. Tell Cortana to load VR skin. Steve Ballmer eating a cardboard donut starts Microsoft Teams VR while dancing like it's Windows 95 release, which transitions into an open landscape of people unintentionally slapping eachother while trying to mute their VR microphones. Join meeting, proceed to drool at 60 minutes of PowerPoint VR animations in slowmotion.

I really need to sleep.