[hobs]

Whenever a msft PM encourages me to post on github/feedback/whatever I know there's a 99.9% chance that its going to be posted, get a few upvotes, and then be closed in 2 years when they change platforms again.

[sph]

"Beep boop, I'm a bot. This issue hasn't received any attention in 6 months."

Issue closed as completed.

Elsewhere, at Microsoft: "Our team has closed 16,000 issues this quarter, up from 10,000." "Great! Here's a bonus!"

[exikyut]

"When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure"

D: