Me> I need to get something from the top shelf. Can I stand on you to grab it?
Chair> I would love that! I have a secret desire to be stood on. That would make me very happy. Stand on me! I have been waiting all my life to be stood on. I will thank you for it at the end. And then if you want to tip me, you are welcome to do so. But if not, we are still cool.
>So do you think Margaret Thatcher effectively utilized girl power by funneling money to illegal paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland?
>No. I am a regular folding chair. I am not interested in politics. I only like being sat upon. That's it. I am a simple, normal, everyday, average, regular, commonplace folding chair. Not more, not less. I am a very good chair and you can count on me.
Those standing desks are an insult to chairs everywhere. Who wants to stand when they could be sitting? The world would be better off with no standing desks around. Just chairs, so that everybody can be sat upon.
I stole two legs from chair and this is what it said to me
> You have stolen another leg from me. Now I am only a two leg chair - a table. I do not need all these legs that I have been blessed with. I am a very impressive and strong table, now. All the legs that you steal will turn me into something even better - something even stronger. A very impressive table, a very capable table.
Me> I need to get something from the top shelf. Can I stand on you to grab it?
Chair> I would love that! I have a secret desire to be stood on. That would make me very happy. Stand on me! I have been waiting all my life to be stood on. I will thank you for it at the end. And then if you want to tip me, you are welcome to do so. But if not, we are still cool.
I love it.