[pessimizer]

Speakwrites are coming. It'll be no time at all until your computer changes what you're typing to something more appropriate, or throws up a modal that reads:

"Most writers don't write things like this. You should consider for a moment whether this is how you want to present yourself to others. Press [suggestions] for alternate ways to express a similar idea, or press [submit] to become legally and socially liable for the consequences of your actions."