[JadeNB]

> there's nothing I do that I can't do on another computer, somewhere else.

Is that a misplaced "can't"? (Something like "there's nothing I can't do that I can do on another computer, somewhere else"?)

[resoluteteeth]

Maybe they mean "there's nothing I can't do by sshing to another computer when necessary"?

[washadjeffmad]

Bingo. This is a dumb terminal that does some wifi calling, thanks to Google Fi.