[petschge]

The classic "I started with the wrong end when I put up the Christmas lights"?

[eropple]

Then re-string them, and remove all temptation.

[petschge]

That is of course the proper way to do it. But it is an application for a suicide cable that doesn't involve a generator.

[nameless912]

Then fix it. It's much better to take the L and fix your lights than burn your f*ing house down.