[vasco]

Ah yes, the old playbook of using police for free instead of running a customer support department in your trillion dollar company.

[lloeki]

There might be an opportunity here for a trusted, legally bound third party to validate people identities and ensure smooth transfer of ownership...

Oh wait, I believe these are called notary offices in meatspace!

(tangent: at some point I thought that maybe notaries could sign one's PGP key instead of relying on rare/non-existent signing parties)