[zibby8]

Possession is 9/10 of the law.

[MonkeyClub]

This is along the lines of the other, equally glorious line:

"Property is theft, therefore theft is property."

[p_j_w]

You won't mind if my gang and I steal your TV at gunpoint then?

[karaokeyoga]

I would mind, because possession is nine tenths of the law.

[Ekaros]

Especially possession of guns and weapon systems.