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by the_gastropod
1371 days ago
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Boy do I have the investment for you! Give me your life savings, and I'll give you 50% equity in my Evil Empire. I plan on taking over the planet by 2028. What an upside! Only risk is losing 100%—that's practically nothing in comparison! Or I guess you could buy lottery tickets. Probably a slightly less insane way to "invest" your money. |
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Have a nice day.