[bombcar]

Maybe the Queen was the only thing holding back an invasion of the US … I saw a documentary about that once called Canadian Bacon I think.

[kergonath]

Yeah, that was satire (for those who don’t know the movie).

[bombcar]

This whole comment thread was satire (for those who can't recognize it on the internet).

[fakedang]

To be fair, we all mostly thought the Russian exercises in January and early February in Donetsk and Crimea were just grandstanding, and now look where we are...