[bruce511]

You had a handset? Luxury. We used to dream of having a handset...

We used to create static electricity by rubbing a hand on the carpet, then touching the phone wire...

[ncmncm]

You had carpet?

[MonkeyClub]

You had wires? Spoiled brats, the lot of you!

We had to use Avian IP and tons of breadcrumbs...

https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc2549