[wincy]

It wasn't even proofread. I feel like I only read the whole thing just because he said I don't have an attention span.

[trashburger]

"You won't read this!" is the best way to make people read something.

[wawjgreen]

ahahaha. I think it was a case of reverse psychology and a pinch of culty mind control (you have a problem-- we have solution).