[tux3]

Has anyone made FFI bindings so we can write kernel modules in PHP yet?

I mean all this push for "Rust in the kernel" is nice and all, but do we really need fancy things like "transitive equality"? They have played us for absolute fools.

Sometimes you just want a language that really puts in the work to find a reason why "0x10" == "16z" should be true, no matter what kind of improbable implicit casts have to be done to get there.

PHP makes the impossible possible, and you've got to keep life interesting or it would be too predictable!

[jbboehr]

  $ php -r 'var_dump("0x10" == "16z");'
  bool(false)
  
  $ php -r 'var_dump(0x10 == "16z");'
  bool(false)
  
  $ php -r 'var_dump(0x10 == (int)"16z");'
  bool(true)

[tux3]

True! Apologies for the mistake :)