| Epic Groupon poem, especially for those who do not understand why this is price action is happening! http://www.thereformedbroker.com/2011/10/30/groupoem/ Here are the first three verses as a teaser: Gather round, dear investors, and hear all about The worst IPO that has ever come out It's hitting this week if the stars align right But only the foolish would look for a bite --- For Groupon is now past the peak of its glory Its promising start a well-known story Of youthful intensity, vision and zeal Of crafting the perfect consumer-led deal --- City by city, Groupon grew like a weed Positioned as marketing for the small biz in need Coupons for shoes and coupons for socks Offers for Lasik and half-off on Crocs |