[jijji]

The OP mentioned this is a part of Audacity, so hopefully you were being sarcastic, but you can already do apt install audacity if you want a desktop app, as it already exists in the form of Audacity

[naikrovek]

you missed that it was a joke, it seems. a sad, realistic joke that makes me weep, instead of laugh.

[zeandcode]

This can't be better, another level