[vitiral]

1. The corporation is a person.

2. To use the dating app you must first marry a subsidiary of the corporation, which has a prenup with specific conditions.

3. To get married, you must first divorce the corporation and pay the prenup

[irajdeep]

That escalated quickly.

[mikhael28]

Wow. This is the most... HN comment I've seen in a while.

[vitiral]

>_> not sure if insult or praise >_>