[johndoeee]

On my page it finds a different person.

[telemachos]

Ditto (username telemachus which points to the user derekprior instead?!?)

Actually, now my profile has been updated, and it now points to Linus Torvalds. Snapshot for posterity: http://cl.ly/C23P

Edit: Don't believe the pretender i386 below me. I am the true Linus Torvalds! :)

[i386]

I'm really flattered - apparently I am Linus! http://www.githire.com/user/i386

[DiabloD3]

I'm Linus as well: http://www.githire.com/user/Diablo-D3

[rnadna]

Me too.

[MostAwesomeDude]

No, I'm Linacus! http://www.githire.com/user/MostAwesomeDude